Friday, 23 December 2016

BIGGEST FAILS OF 2016

At the end of every year, it's always nice to reminisce on all the memorable, special, unforgettable times had over the last 12 months. But in true Claudia style, and the fact I am the unluckiest person in the world ever, I thought I would share this years fails. So if anyone has had a shit year, hopefully having a little lol at my misfortune will cheer you up! To be fair though, NOTHING will top 2011, which involved dropping out of uni, getting a boys name tattooed on my bottom lip and getting thrown off a reality TV show for having 'explicit' photos on Facebook, but these come pretty close! 

And for the record- NO, those photos didn't exist. (5 years later people are still searching for them looool)

Anyway, let's get started!


That time I was newly single on Valentines Day so Co-op sent me a Valentines hamper. (get the violin out)


That time I uploaded a photo on Instagram with #nomakeupselfie and got absolutely roasted by some random bird on her Facebook page (IT WAS A JOKE, LOVE) And for the record, I don't know this girl, it was someone who was in my brothers army training who has her as a friend and recognised my face!

That time I thought I was Mary Berry and tried to ice 'Happy Birthday Sarah' on her birthday cake and it resembled bird poo. 


That time I was catfished on Plenty of Fish as 'AmyLou1974' and the gal listed my age as FUCKING 42.


Here's to 2017! (nervous laughter)

7 comments:

  1. I am proper crying at that cake!!! Completely ix post. Your sense of humour is what I really love about your blog. Not often you see a girl that's stone cold stunning and hysterical! THAT cake though!!!!

    Sarah | sarahdeluxe.com

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    1. Sarah!!! This comment has made my entire LIFE, you are toooooo kind! I am now available for weddings and birthdays if you want to book me for any more baked masterpieces ;)


      Claudia xx

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  2. This is brilliant - such a good idea for a post! Can't believe it about being catfished and them saying you were 42?! And that cake XD Love your sense of humour!
    Sian xx Rebel Angel

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    1. I could have gone on forever but the majority were not suitable for public viewing haha! I know- bloody 42?!?! I was 22 in that photo! *books in for 3 areas of botox*

      Thanks so much- comments like this make me realise why I love blogging so much!

      Claudia xx

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  3. hahah these really did make me chuckle!!! As if you were catfished too :')

    Sarah xxx www.whatsasssays.com

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  4. Claudia these cracked me up. This is the first time I've scrolled through your blog and I am SO happy you're still as fucking hilarious as you used to be!

    I actually cried at this post. Legit cried.

    Love Jen x

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  5. LOOOOL these pictures made me laugh!

    Chichi
    chichi-writes.blogspot.co.uk

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